Skip to main content
A wife fit for a Micheal F
Who’s Megan V marrying? She’s marrying Micheal
Megan V by Idkdkdkdkdkdk April 6, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch

Megan Valdez 

A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time.
Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?"

Chris: "Because that is what she does."
Megan Valdez by bromanguy77 January 1, 2012

Megan and Victoria 

Two people who are meant to be best friends. They are always there for eachother. Both are very similar and let eachother in on their secrets. These two can never be separated from eachother. Through thick or thin, nothing can stop them.
Megan and Victoria are best friends.

Mega Virgin 

A person that is not only a virgin in the usual sense, but has also never done anything remotely sexual with a member of the opposite sex
Tim: Hey, I think I'm going to hit on that girl
James: Don't bother, she's a mega virgin.
Tim: Oh, never mind then.
Mega Virgin by EjectGooseEject November 9, 2010

Mega Virgin 

A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex
"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"
Mega Virgin by Grador November 16, 2015

mega vagina 

One who is the biggest vagina.

The largest of all vaginas.
Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!
mega vagina by the man January 13, 2005

Super mega virgin 

Somebody who has never masterbated or had any sexual pleasure or touch from another person . This person also never has been kissed or held hands
Mira is a super mega virgin whose couchie has never been touched.
Super mega virgin by Ciera August 31, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next