Megan Kelly
Megan Kelly by L@uren D@ November 3, 2017
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Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly: But what is racist? Because truly, you do get in trouble if you are a white person who puts on blackface on Halloween, or a black person who puts on whiteface for Halloween. Like, back when I was a kid, that was okay, as long as you were dressing up as, like, a character.
Reasonable human being: Excuse me, ma'am, do you not know history? And what the fuck is whiteface?
Reasonable human being: Excuse me, ma'am, do you not know history? And what the fuck is whiteface?
Megyn Kelly by dav davi November 3, 2018
Megyn Kelly
A beautiful blonde Fox News and NBC host, Megyn Kelly put her foot in her mouth on live TV. The result? Her 15 minutes of fame were up.
Megyn Kelly might have been a lawyer years back, but she wasn’t smart enough to keep her big mouth shut about blackface. Now, she’s a big skinny nobody, and Fox News doesn’t want her back.
Megyn Kelly by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
Megyn Kelly
The act of begetting a conservative Caucasian woman whilst encouraging her to speaketh thy name as "black santa." Once thou hath reached the point of expiration, excrete thine dna upon her facial regions. Subsequently, without dismay, proceed in striking the concubine with a satchel of fiery coals.
Subject A: Damn son, you sex that blonde bigot last night?
Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.
Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.
Megyn Kelly by rhoded0gg2 May 10, 2014
Megyn Kelly
Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."
Megyn Kelly by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.
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