megab 

Megab is a bitch, commonly found hanging around faggots she has an entire army of pussy ass boys that all seem to be in love with her despite ALL her flaws, she enjoys breaking hearts and getting into fights over her dumb ass fuckboi of a friend jake overall a little whore and should be avoided at any cost

Guy 1: yeah she's really pretty but she's a bit of a Megab

Guy 2: run dude

megab by Slipknot282 April 22, 2016

Megab 

a girl. she likes to go for a wander and is low-key an alcoholic but its fine because her friends dont drink. she is super cool in her sunnyglasses and she has cool clothes but rarely gets out of shorts and a hoodie to be honest. she runs sometimes but like running is effort and you would be really lucky to meet a megab because she's more awesome than you and you can't live up to her blinding gorgeousness.

"wow i just met Megab, she's such a doll!"

Megab by megabbutcool April 20, 2021

Mega pint 

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.

Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?

Mega pint by Adont_hither April 24, 2022

freddys mega roleplay 

the best fnaf roleplay ever created

go play freddys mega roleplay by averageant

freddys mega roleplay by thedumbclub October 21, 2021

mega gay zone 

Where you go when you show your gang a trap while comparing hentai collections.

Micah! Is that a trap?

Fuck outa here and go to the... MEGA GAY ZONE

mega gay zone by TexasRed420 October 5, 2020

Mega Knight 

A legendary card in clash royale. Users of this card are usually virgins who thrive in their mothers basement and only come out to use their moms credit card and purchase gems. The mega knight itself is a fat piece of shit with tons of armor and fists full of spikes. This shitbag needs to be nerfed

"Hey, thanks for coming out to me." "No problem, I just knew using a mega knight was the best way of telling you that I was Gay."

Mega Knight by LocalDroid80 November 12, 2020

a mega pint 

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”

a mega pint by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022