Mega-Karen 

the most foul being of all. she can be seen driving the kids to soccer practice in her SUV. she has the can i speak to your manager haircut. workplace managers fear her. when she is not driving the kids to soccer practice, dance class, or the spelling bee, she is usually at home on Facebook. she divorces her husband, takes the kids, is a pseudoscientist/anti-vaxxer/flat-earther, participates in MLMs and demands to speak to the manager. she firmly believes in the ESRB rating system, or her version of it. which is as follows: ec: 3-10, E and E10: 11 and up, T and M: not in this house. none of her kids are vaccinated and they are all homeschooled

in short, she is a fucking bitch

Mega-Karen is the most powerful evil entity

Mega-Karen by Anonymous_user_69 February 11, 2020

Ultra-Mega-Giga-Karen 

Someone who looks like a average 50 y/o. They basically are the biggest Karen of all. They don't wear a mask, and would scream "dOnAlDDdD trUUmpP isSS beTeteTER tahKAHANn YOue uNocnsotiaITilasn" at you when you do, while also showing that they're vegan in the process by wearing a "live laugh love, and be vegan!" shirt. They belive in flat earth as well, basically, they're the pinnacle of stupidity. They show it off. Oh, and I forgot, they have that classic bowl cut on their son.

Person 1: "Today at the supermarket I met a Ultra-Mega-Giga-Karen. She tried to attack me, but security got her out."
Person 2: "Holy fucking shit."

Ultra-Mega-Giga-Karen by polepf August 17, 2020