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If calling someone a dick just doesn't seem good enough then try Mega dick. It adds that extra kick and drives it home.
That Bobby A at work is quite the Mega dick. I wish he'd just keel over and die.
Mega dick by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006
a pp that is HUGE
you don't have a mega dick lmaoo
mega dick by chocalate spit August 18, 2021

mega dick sam 

Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.
Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard
mega dick sam by cumcannister July 26, 2021

mega dick energy 

Having MEGA dick energy
I have MEga dick energy
mega dick energy by z32Dark April 28, 2020

mega dick slap 

when u have a giant dick,take the neck of the dick to hit the girl or guy in the face
dude i totally mega dick slaped paris hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!
mega dick slap by cool12 August 22, 2009

Mega Tiny Dick

An extremely small small dick. Something that is so small it can't even be seen by the strongest telescope. So small that it would always win any tiny dick contest.
YO, that nigga has a mega tiny dicK!!!!!!!!!

Haha I feel bad for that guy. He has a mega tiny dick!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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