Meeta 

An amazing and crazy girl, super fun, super nice, super tall, and super gorgeous.
Can usually be found hanging with her besties, walking to places, and getting kicked out of others.
Makes amazing cookies, and is supersupersuper crazy.
Loves japan, is completely obsessed with ramen, and cares about animals.
Is an overall wonderful person.

"My friend is so amazing. I love that crazy girl!"

"Sounds like a Meeta to me"

Meeta by ramenluver0101 January 16, 2008

Meet the engineer 

Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head

Engie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head.

Engineer: I solve practical problems.

the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer.

Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.

Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.

Someone, probably the scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!

a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's feet

Engie: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me,

Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart

Engie: Built by me,

A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen

Engie: and you best hope;

The Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera

Engie: not pointed at you.

have you seen Meet the engineer?

Meet the engineer by Hey look buddy I’m an engineer September 19, 2020

merry meet

A greeting used by witches, pagans, and Wiccans in speech and in writing. It stands for the words of a chant, "merry meet and merry part and merry meet again," commonly used at the end of ceremonies. "Merry meet" can also used as a closing or goodbye, but blessed be is the more common way to sign a letter or say goodbye.

Merry meet, friend! It's good to see you!

merry meet by pwitch July 31, 2016

Meeman 

Someone who is easily blamed and is an easy target for an escape goat. He is usually the weakest member of the group. He tends to be loved and hated by all. Fails at playing Dota or WoW. He also has a favorite soda that he worships like no other, Dr Pepper, He is only known by one word, Meeman. If the Meeman dies or goes MIA, a new Meeman must take his place to keep the balance of the social group intact.

Me: Meeman, did you just wake up?
Meeman: *sluggishly opens eyes half-open"
Me: It's 5pm dude, you've been sleeping for 3/4ths of the day
Meeman: *strange grunting sounds followed by a mumbled of Dr Pepper....followed by a 3-hr shower after getting up
Me: Goddamit Meeman.

Meeman by Bobofosho November 12, 2011

Cheesed to meet you 

A meme greeting originating from 4chan
The appropriate response is "Mating press"

Bae: Ch-Cheesed to meet you.
Judge: Mating press

Cheesed to meet you by blahtothethird July 13, 2022

meet me at the rec 

slang term used by Comeaux High School students to challenge others to a fight

"Alright! You wanna go? Meet me at the rec!"

meet me at the rec by garbonzo beans December 2, 2015

Meenakshi 

She's super hot and her personality is like fire. It's loud and beautiful and practically melts anyone who's close to her and it feels wonderful. She's super fun and down for adventure.
And her T H I G H S.

Dy: Gods, I love Meenakshi
Kai: Understandable.

Meenakshi by SoWhatIfImOnCrack January 3, 2021