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Mechaphilac 

A person who is sexually attracted to cars and has sex with their exhust pipes
BOB
"hey man that cars pretty hot, wanna have sex with it?"

CARL
"yes"

SUE
"you sick mechaphilacs"
Mechaphilac by sluskie September 25, 2008
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mechaphile 

Individual with a fetish for machines. Typically desiring some form of sexual congress with machines. Either very specific machines or very wide ranging in tastes.

Schlessinger published his story-showing his wide range of tastes.

The commonest is a love of vehicles-cars, motorbikes, trucks in particular. Boats and other variations can be found appealing too.

Other mechaphiles go for working engines, power tools and similiar.

A wide variety of sexual techniques can be employed. One mechaphile (me) has a manual on how to make love to a car or other vehicle, for example. There are also groups on yahoo for the same fetishes.

autophile is referred to, however is incorrect.
Myself as the author-I'm a vehicle mechaphile, specifically cars, bikes, boats, trucks. I've a number of sites and featured in the Sun, March 2007.
mechaphile by Karnautrahl December 1, 2007
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mechaphilia 

One's sexual attraction to machines
Edward: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little parked car and I swear it needs lovin."
Me: "Dude, you're a total mechaphiliac!"
mechaphilia by MissBing May 23, 2008

mechaphile 

A mechaphile is a description of a person who will commit sexual acts and form such relationships involving a car.
"Oh look mummy that mechaphile is fucking his car and now the mechaphile stuck his penis into the car exhaust pipe"
mechaphile by smashmymitten33 May 28, 2008

mechaphile 

someone who has sex with a car, yes, i said WITH a car.
Dude, he has his dick in the tailpipe! He's such a mechaphile, eew!
mechaphile by CherryLayne December 30, 2008

mechaphiliac 

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.
It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!
mechaphiliac by Matt July 7, 2003

mechaphile 

Mechaphiles are sick cunts that have sex with their cars or they either masturbate whilst rubbing the bodywork or interior of their cars. They are often not sexually attracted to other human beings. The cars often carry a gender and mechaphiles can engage in either heterosexual or homosexual relationships with their vehicles.
"After a few minutes I felt the desire to connect with her further, so I had penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe. That's when I realised I was a mechaphile."
mechaphile by Elle.LA May 29, 2008
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