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Meat slicer 

A meat slicer is somebody in a popular group chat with 3 fortnite streamers. Everybody in the groupchat stans Why Don’t We
Did you see what happened in the Meat Slicers group chat last night??
Meat slicer by pEyton11234 October 9, 2018

Meat-Slicer 

A machine that chops up hamburger meat, what did you think it chopped up?🤨📸
Guy:The meat-slicer is broken again, which means no more meat in it
Guy 2:🤨📸
Meat-Slicer by Ena1010101 March 24, 2022

Cuban Meat Slicer 

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
Cuban Meat Slicer by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

Meat Slice 

Suck on my meat slice beeeeeotchhhh
Meat Slice by Brandan L. January 19, 2009

Digeridoo Meat Slice

When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.
Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!

meatslice 

Lydia, the greatest priest playing gimp in all of Rochester's word she uses when celebrating saint patricks day. A word used from one brother/sister to another portraying a sense of friendship or love towards them
Yow meatslice what's up doggg?
meatslice by Lidjar March 8, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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