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Meat Whitey 

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!
Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!
Meat Whitey by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020
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white meat 

fascia- a dense fibrous connective tissue that encapsulates soft tissue. It it essentially devoid of vasculature and this contributes to its white appearance. The term is frequently used by Black Americans in the Southeastern US.
He got his head split to the white meat!
white meat by Rhyson June 3, 2009

Other Other white meat 

Human meat
Hannibal was a fan of the "other other white meat"
Other Other white meat by Nigetron January 14, 2010

The other white meat 

A person of Hispanic/Latino heritage.
Hey is Tyler's parents cool with him dating Leticia? Yeah bro she's the other white meat.

white meat 

down to the very bone
awww that dude got beat down to the white meat
white meat by julie February 7, 2005

white-meat mcnugget (WMM) 

A low self esteem, overweight/obese white girl who grew up in a small town with no black folks; everyone in that town called her “fat” or “chubby”; therefore, was considered unattractive. She goes off for college or moves to the big city. One day, she in a circumstance where she is around black men for the first time. To her surprise, she considered “bangin” or “slammin” (i.e. very attractive) to the black guys because she got a “big ole ass n titties”. She proceeds to "have relations" with only black men because they make her feel attractive/sexy while she really is just an unattractive fat chick. Some of these girls, because of low self esteem, become complete and total sluts. One mans fat is another mans treasure.
"Remeber that fat chick Becky? I hear that after she left Utah to go to school in Atlanta, she is a straight white-meat mcnugget (WMM) now! I saw her in a Ying-Yang Twins video the other day doing booty dances!

the other, other, white meat 

An innuendo of human meat/flesh for consumption
Fat bastard: I ate a baby! The other, OTHER, white meat!
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