Meat Whistles 

1. A pussy fart.

2. The greatest coed 16" softball team ever.

As I went down on her she let out two Meat Whistles in my mouth.

Meat Whistles by ticky ty main October 9, 2009

meat whistler 

A person who gives blow jobs

Jennifer really gets around.....I hear she's quite the meat whistler

meat whistler by Mottnl October 1, 2009

meat whistle 

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked

Get on your knees, bitch, and play my meat whistle

meat whistle by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...

man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

playing the meat whistle by ugmotheug December 31, 2007

Meat whistle tuner 

An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.

We sent the meat whistle tuner to ensure the sale.

Meat whistle tuner by donniedonniepoopoopants May 28, 2009

meat whistle 

another word for a penis.

"Blow on my dick like a meat whistle you whore!"

meat whistle by MT Sack June 21, 2003

meat whistle musician 

One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.

"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."

"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."

meat whistle musician by AquaX December 24, 2007