See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.
Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.