meat ring

A very large and puckered anus.

My meat ring resembles a wad of chewed bubble gum.

by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007

Meat Ring

1. A ring of meat filled with random vegetables and potatos.

2. A meat contraption created by Sally Peters probably because she had random vegies and hamburger and mashed things laying around.

3. A favortie pastime meal of the Peters Family!

Do not let Katy eat snax at youth group because she didnt' finish her meat ring.

by blank December 12, 2004

Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Ring meat

The ring-shaped scar (looks like a tattoo) on a circumcised male's penis. Also, ring-meat.

"I knew he was circumcised when I saw his ring meat while he was taking a piss."

by Julian Benson August 13, 2009

Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

Meatring

A ring of muscle surrounding the opening of the body that lies in the anal area.

A butthole.

Example:
Kraig: "Hey Sharon, can you pass me the salt"
Sharon: "Oh yeah, sure not a problem. But I'll have to warn you I've been itching my meatring for hours and it might be a little gross."
Kraig: "Hahaha. Oh Sharon, we've known eachother for years. You might be a discusting person, but your a strait shooter and I've gotta respect you for that."
Sharon:"We've been friends for years and you know kraig that really means a lot."

by Stilts McGuilts February 27, 2011