Possibly the worst insult there is. I am most likely breaking the law by writing this definition. Please only use this insult in a very serious conversation, as anyone who is easily offended will get you punished.
"God, Karen is an actual meaniepants"
"Uh.. You do realize what you justsaid, right?"
The popular suggestion upon searching on Google for the 'meaning of (something)'. Followed by the above search will be several search suggestions, the first three being 'in hindi', 'in urdu' or 'in tamil'.
The occurrence for this phenomena is still unknown, but we shall simply assume that most people on this Earth love to specifically search for the meaning of things in Hindi, Urdu or Tamil...
*Searches Google:*
"meaning of bukake"
*Search suggestions:*
"meaning of bukake in hindi"
"meaning of bukake in urdu"
"meaning of bukake in tamil"
*Turns round to askfriend in great ejaculatory curiosity*
"Yo John, why the fuck do so much people search for the meaning in hindi?"
"I don't know Osama, but I got feeling Trump's behind all this..."
A state of sadness caused by witnessing black people suffer.
Melanincholy is a result of systemic racism, the continuing economic inequalities, the white racist ideologies and attitudes created to maintain and rationalize white privilege and power, and last but not least, the police brutalities towards black people.
Black girl: Hey what's wrong? You seem down?
White man: I just watched a video of black man getting beaten to death by the cops. I feel sad, depressed, angry and I want to do something about it, but I don't know what to do.
Black woman: Ah, you're feeling melanincholy.
White man: Dude! That's exactly how I feel. Thank you for explaining my feelings to me. I feel so much better now. I'm going to post a black square on Instagram! #BLACKLIVESMATTER
Black Woman: That's amazing! What would we do without you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!