Meaford 

ghetto ass town full of fat white people and sketchy pregnant teens. if you were raised there you have a 99% chance of being a deadbeat, the other 1% are the lucky ones that later on move to thornbury.

"why are you pissing on our hockey bench!?"

"uh I'm from Meaford"

"why does this bitch just wait at this corner everyday?"
"it's meaford"

Meaford by A lucky one January 9, 2012

Mefford 

Last of a dying breed.

Dude, did you hear about the Mefford?

Mefford by shandalier1101 September 26, 2008

Medford, MA 

City outside of Boston that used to have industry and house people who worked in it. Historically a working class haven that suffered a lot during Boston’s deindustrialization and saw a lot of people move out. In the past ten years or so, the housing prices went from cheapish to fairly high due to proximity to Boston and attracting new, wealthy Bostonians and millenials. However, they mght be disappointed by what they find. Schools suck, population is confused about the rapid changes, people being priced out, etc. While the neighborhoods are supposedly getting good ON PAPER, the town itself is not. Most things about it still suck and the city does not have enough money to fix the roads or keep streetlights on. However, some neighborhoods such as West Medford (a historically black hamlet) and the area north of the Square are getting nicer, and I see why people might want to move there. Overall its a town where adults who lived there for 25+ years are stuck in the past, kids are bored and pissed, and newcomers are chillin. The town as a whole seems to be trying to figure out what the future has in store.

Danny: “Lets go to Medford, MA.”
Dino: “Sure.”

Medford, MA by mahkywallz June 5, 2018

Medford 

not as ghetto as scumerville, not as chinese as malden, not yuppie like winchester...kids will probably fuck you up; girls are nuts.

"just got jumped by those medford kids for bein a fuckin herb"

Medford by rca12 January 23, 2009

Medford NY

Medford, New York is a suburban town located on Long Island in Suffolk County. It's population is 21,985 and it consists of middle class families.

Olympic track and field runner Anthony Famiglietti was born and raised in Medford NY.

Medford NY by xoxoKelseyx3 April 18, 2009

Meafordite

A small group of townsfolk in Meaford that gather on the tail-gates of their trucks at their local Tim Hortons to talk about who's uncle impregnated who's sister. Generally includes the "Meaford Elite" and their followers, people who feel they are important to the town. Almost like a peacock protruding their feathers the Meafordites feel they are impressive and showy with no shame for their embarrassing behavior.

The Meafordites gathered at Tim Hortons to discuss who may or may not be pregnant this month.

The Meafordites are in agreement that today's double double tastes just like yesterday's double double, if not better.

Meafordite by Car-Lay October 30, 2016

Pulling a Medford 

Generally considered bad form, "Pulling a medford" refers to the act of bringing less beer to a party than you intend to drink, most often a Medford.

First Guy at party: "How'd Johnny get so wasted? He only brought four beers!"

Second Guy at Party: "Man, he's had like ten, that dude is always 'Pulling a Medford'."

Johnny: "Dude, you on your way to the fridge? Mind grabbin' be another cold one, brah?"

Pulling a Medford by ryank1224 April 6, 2010