Meadophile

A self entitled cunt who normally has a lot of money which he uses to bribe the parents of the poor children hes abused

"Yo Spence you seen that twat down the street"

"Yeah he looks like a right Meadophile"

by 123dingbat69 December 26, 2019

meadophile

A person who studies beer bottles.

I want to be a meadophile when I grow up!

by AIDS Pizza March 1, 2009

memeophile

Someone who likes memes

"He's a memeophile."

by zman4593 May 26, 2016

Methophile

A methophile is a pedophile above the age of 20 that smokes meth and tries to bang 13-17 yr old girls. However, their grotesque teeth totally turns off the girls and they get denied.

I was walking down the back alley, and I saw a methophile who offered me to smoke meth with him. However, I declined his offer knowing that something bad was going to happen and casually walked away.

You will most likely find methophiles in a poor, ghetto area of town.

by xXPandaXx January 25, 2011

Mechophile

A Mechophile is a person who 'literally' loves automotive transport, mainly cars. They will often build relationships with their cars (or others) giving them names (and genders) and treat them like an actual relationship. They will even have some form of intercourse with their car lovers by masturbating on them, or pleasuring themselves within the creases of a seat or shaft of a gear leaver. They often are attracted to cars because of the curves of the chassis.

'Sarah always said that she loved her car, I didnt realise how much she actually loved it until I walked in on her pleasuring herself on the Gear Leaver. It was at that moment I realised she was indeed a Mechophile'

by Tobyo May 28, 2008

macophile

Someone who is excessively interested in, and in many cases obsessed with the Mac platform and/or the apple hardware it is often connected with.

"Have you seen Shannon lately?"
"Yeah, he has become a real Macophile"

by system_glitch September 13, 2008

Readophile

A person, usually an outcast from society, who has become excessively involved in various forms of lolicon material and accused of being a closet pedophile.
A very important part of the status as a Readophile is that they are in denial of being one, nobody can willingly be a
Readophile.
It is important that the Readophile insists that it is OK for them to obsess over what is essentially child pornography because the material is drawn, regardless of how they truly feel about real people and whether they are actually attracted to children.

"Alex has been absolutely obsessed with lolicon ever since he first got onto the internet, and he's a total readophile too."

by Jarhead11577 May 23, 2018