Me Naked 

The greatest band every made!

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Me Naked last night?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! you had your window open."
Person 1: "No! The band you sick fuck!"

Me Naked by Me Naked July 16, 2006

fuck me naked and hide my clothes

An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.

(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"

fuck me naked and hide my clothes by jcalaw63 August 13, 2006

who named me?

This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"

Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."

who named me? by von groovy August 29, 2024

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to

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I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Inni84 November 3, 2023