Mcmuff dive

To go down on a fat girl.

Dave: did you take home that fat girl from McDonald's?
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.

by Illtryanythingtwice December 5, 2013

egg mcmuffdive

an alternative form of egg mcmuffin

At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmuffdive."

by You know who it is. March 29, 2008

McMuffdiver

Similar to a McGangbang, a McMuffdiver consists of a McDouble, and, replacing the spicy McChicken, a Fillet-O-Fish placed in-between the patties

"Have you ever had a McMuffDiver?"

"Nah, I don't like fish"

by Sndndb June 27, 2023

McMuffdiving

The act of jamming an entire McMuffin, egg and all, under another person's door.

Yo we totally should go McMuffdiving at Matt's place.

by Shitunderdoor January 25, 2019