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McMindes 

Named after the famous Dave McMindes of San Antonio, this term means to develop a slick solution to an otherwise insurmountable problem. Pronounced "mic-minds." If you're crafty, you can impress people when you "McMindes" a problem.
"Don't tell me you can't figure out how to make this happen. You better McMindes the shit out of it!"

"We thought we were dead in the water, but then we pulled a McMindes that no one else thought of. "
McMindes by NJ HRH July 31, 2018
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vince mcmind 

noun

Portmanteau
Derived from old wrestletalk
'vuhn-suhnt-kuhn-uh-duh-mik-mahnd'

Mentality/Mindset characterized by antagonistic decision-making, resulting from pathological distaste of criticism, & subsequent contempt/disregard of critics as over-opinionated, under-informed troglodytes (see 'smarks'). It, thusly, renders one, progressively incapable of perceiving how choices will be received by the wider populous, & consequently, drives a compulsion to aggravate said critics for enjoyment & the salving of one's own sense of ineffectiveness, impotency & irrelevancy (see 'trolling', 'schadenfreude, 'old man yells at clouds').

While not a defined school of thought, it is associated with such sociopolitical philosophies as Oligarchy, Fascism, Sports Entertainment, 'The Art of the Deal', & Flat-Earth theory (see 'old man yells at clouds').

Similarly, while not a classified psychological illness, it is a diagnosing symptom of conditions such as narcissism, sociopathy, psychopathy, Reign's Push Syndrome, Muscular Obsessive Disorder, and B.W.P. (Bizarre Walk's Poxy)

Research into treatments have, until now, proven fruitless, bankrupting a number of institutions (see 'Judy-Bagwell-On-A-Pole', 'Athletic Career of David Arquette', 'Paul Heyman Finance Inc'). However, recent preliminary studies at the newly established 'Cody Rhodes' Association of Entertainment Wellness' have yielded promising, if tenuous, early results. We pray for their continued success.

#PrayForWrestling
"They thought the crowd would just pop the babyfaces teaming up together...thats just vince mcmind"

- Oliver Davis, respected journalist, singer, cosplay-themed lingerie-model, and replier to comments (from out of nowhere), Wrestletalk TV, The Monday after Wrestlemania 2019 (paraphrase)
Mad, Mentally Ill, Neurodivergent, Disabled, Survivor (MMINDS) is an inclusive term that encapsulates all social identities related to the experience of mental health differences.
Tim was diagnosed with schizophrenia but he prefers to identify as a member of the MMINDS community.
MMINDS by MVm\M September 13, 2021

McMindfuck 

Pretty much a McGangbang on steroids... Take a double quarter pounder with cheese, split it in half. Put a crispy (club/classic) chicken sandwich in the middle, reassemble. (Buns for crispy chicken sandwich are optional).
Customer: could I get a McMindfuck)
Order-taker: sure, would you like anything else with that?
Customer: yeah, I need(orders half the menu)
O-t: anything else?
Customer: 2 large fries and an extra large coke. That's all.
McMindfuck by Tittiebaby August 27, 2013
An acronym which stands for mad, labeled as “mentally ill”, neurodivergent, Disabled, Survivors. It is an umbrella term for those who identify as someone whose mind functions differently from what is considered the norm. They may or may not identify with psychiatric labels.
I identify as neurodivergent and as a part of the MMINDS (mad, labeled mentally ill, neurodivergent, Disabled, survivor) community.
MMINDS by MVm\M April 25, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019