Comic from New Hampshire, who helps see the humorous side of New England Life. “Instead Of Live Free or die” our motto should be “live, Freeze, and die.”
#NH #Granite State #Funny
Saw Juston McKinney in Manchester NH last night. Never fails to amaze Me.
A model and actress, best known for her Carl's Jr. commercial, filled with cringe visual allegories for her breasts being huge.
But she recently lost a lot of weight, to anorexic levels, mostly to be taken seriously as an actor in Hollywood, making the commercial seem a lot more nostalgic.
Dude, have you seen that Carl's Jr. ad, man, I sure would like to dig into those patties.
Yeah, too bad she looks more like a French fry now, than a Quarter Pounder...
What are you talking about?
You know, Charlotte McKinney, the model with the small but formerly attributed big tits, what are you talking about?
I'm talking about the Beyond BBQ burger, you know the meat-free substitute burger they keep advertising...
It’s very rare if you meet a McKinney. She is one in a million. She is beautiful, amazing, smart, and sweet. If you ever need someone to listen to your problems she will be there. But I must warn you, don’t get on her bad side, it’s dark over there. She’s very mysterious. People who know her love her.
McKinney is a Scottish last name that means to have great peace in mind and that you will have a good future. It also has been to see that you can over think something or someone when you do or meat them for the first time
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.