McWank 

the act of using Mcdonalds free WiFi to browse, watch and masturbate over pornographic images and video.

God I'm horny and my internet is down. Just going to pop out for a McWank.

McWank by Team Scfifity five October 19, 2010

macwanker 

The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.

They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).

{mac owner} Hey loser, had any BSODs recently?
{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?
{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)

macwanker by LlamaFIL September 12, 2005

McWalk in

'McWalk in' is the act of ordering and walking through the drive in of a McDonalds, pretending to be a car, so you get your food faster than people who wait in line, inside of a McDonalds.

Today we made a 'McWalk In' out of the 'McDrive In'. Genius! Saved us literally 20 minutes waiting in line!

McWalk in by Sonjariffic July 18, 2010

McDank

A special meal only attainable through the combination of two McDonald's dollar menu items. A McDank results from placing an entire chicken sandwich, bread included, firmly in between the two meat patties found in a double cheeseburger. While many variations to the the McDank exist a few common alterations include
-No mayonaisse on the chicken sandwich.
-Opting to remove the lower bun prior to inserting the McChicken.
-If you are not currently a pussy, you may wish to use the double quarter pounder sandwich as the meat is delectable.
-Some may not wish lettuce upon their sandwich.
-Barbeque sauce may be used in desperate situations.
-Squashing the completed sandwich may make it easier to eat for those with unfortunately small mouths.
-Placing french fries in between the patties prior to McChicken insertion.
-Placing french fries in between the patties after the McChicken is placed firmly in the sandwich.
-Not placing french fries in between the patties at all, instead eating them on the side.
-Also you may not order french fries at all, for a McDank is a formidable meal even without french fried potatoes.

National McDank Day is currently held in 21 countries on the twentieth day of the fourth month.

While the origins of the name of the McDank is somewhat of a mystery, many urban legends have it that a legendary trapper named Dank Smiggins first made the McDank while stranded in the Siberian wilderness. Forced to choose between starvation in the cold tundra or forcing his last McChicken into his final Double cheeseburger. Dank, clearly no pussy, ate the sandwich shivering in the dark night and was rescued early the next morning. Dank then spread the word of his remarkable sandwich upon his return to society.

"Whoa man, are you taking that McChicken and putting it inside a double cheeseburger?"
"For sure bro, it's called a McDank!"
"Damn dude, now I want one."

McDank by strungout024 December 25, 2008

mwank 

Playing modern warfare so much it has become an art of masterbation or an alternative

What have you been doing today Steve???

Not much really, just mwanking

mwank by janetio May 10, 2010

Macwanking 

When people (Macwankers) who have Mac computers talk about how great their Macs are and why every other piece of technology in the world is obsolete. This process can go on for hours at a time.

I can't stop Macwanking with my friends over my new Macbook pro.

Macwanking by Noodles17 February 7, 2010

Mcwangus 

A random word to be used in frustration or as a joke, originating from an Amazing Halo 2 player, who achieved 70 kills in 10 seconds. Now he plays Guitar Hero 3 and DESTROYS like an asain.

ROFLCOPTER,I just dropped a Mcwangus bomb on you ass

You just got Mcwangused n00b

Mcwangus by Dallas Bricker May 8, 2008