An Alexander McSwizzle is a being who is usually deathly pale and extremely socially awkward to the point of indescribableness. Also can be known as an Swizzle, McSwizzle, or just Alexon some occasions.

Man, that Alexander McSwizzle is not looking too great.

Alexander McSwizzle by Apolleau April 18, 2019

McSizzle

The McSizzle is a self care treatment in which a male places his balls/scrotum on a platform coated in Pop Rocks. Then, he pours a fresh cup of McDonald's Sprite under it to maximize the pleasurable and exfoliating effect of the glucose crystals smacking against his testicular pores.

Hey Mark, do you wanna join me and the boys later for our annual McSizzle?

Hell yeah man, I've got the Pop Rocks and Jorge is off to McDonalds to get the sprite, I sure can't wait for the impending pleasure and exfoliation.

McSizzle by DaSizzler November 9, 2020

McSizzleDrizzle

A long, semi soft and coiled up turd. Flaccid and squishy. Extra stinky and unnattractive. Low in fiber, but high in semen. Likely caused by a false sense of confidence.

The gay Viking yelled “My fantasy team will win the championship this year! Fuck you kid! McSizzleDrizzle, babe!”

McSizzleDrizzle by The Mother Lover October 12, 2018

Shizzle McNizzles

Slang term for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk-food takes on after being processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the bathroom.

"Check out the jumbo order of SHIZZLE McNIZZLEs I left for you in the toilet, BOI."

Shizzle McNizzles by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006

super sized mcshizzel

Super Sized Mcshizzel is the definition of hot. It’s Leo Valdez baby

Leo Valdez is so hot, he is totally the Super Sized Mcshizzel

super sized mcshizzel by Posathena May 10, 2018

mcshizzle

beans' favorite word even though it is horrible. it means anything u want it to mean.

shut the mcshizzle up..u mcshizzle

mcshizzle by jonny April 4, 2003

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026