McShlong

A very very very big dick.

Hey man i just put my leg over my other leg and my mcshlong got squashed.


Holy fuck man, thats one hell of a McShlong! I want it inside me right now!

You got pummelled in the anus by a McShlong

by liamporter! August 12, 2008

McShlong

A McShlong is an extremely large penis, and certain indiviuals that wear tracksuits with goggles on them say this alot, because they think their penis is huge, but is in fact tiny.

Scally 1: Arrr mate, i cant cross my legs 'cause my McShlong gets in the way
Scally 2: I know how you feel mate.

by mikey tee! August 18, 2008

Shlipper McSchlong

A derogatory term used to describe the act of initiating intercourse with a female.

"Man, last night was pretty crazy!"
"Was it? Did you shlipper mcschlong?"

by Mc Chaz September 22, 2006

McSchlongald

Penetrating a McDonald's sandwich with your erect dong. Usually between the buns.

Tommy: I just got McDonald's, but before I eat in I'm gonna go masturbate.

Fabio: Just take a McDonald's sandwich and McSchlongald.

by Drekster April 18, 2016