John "What did you and Sarah do last night?"
Timmy "We went to see a movie and and later found out we were out of regular lube so we McMurtry'd instead"
John "Nice."
Timmy "We went to see a movie and and later found out we were out of regular lube so we McMurtry'd instead"
John "Nice."
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Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.
Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”
Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”
Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
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Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”
Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
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Get the Tommy McMurtry mug.This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Mark: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”
Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
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