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Fisty McGillis

A girl who is so loose her man can get not two fingers, not three fingers, but the whole hand up her pussy.

The rare Double Fisty McGillis does exist. She has the unbelievable talent of being able to fit two hands up her puss.
That ho is a straight out Fisty McGillis!!
Fisty McGillis by Twigs January 12, 2005

Buttplug McGillicuddy 

A jolly fellow with a cork or other like objects lodged in the ass that causes a sharp and snuffy attitude.
Mr. Belvedere was the sit com version of a Buttplug McGillicuddy.
Buttplug McGillicuddy by RL Allen October 26, 2007

two finger mcgillicudy 

A medical procedure performed by Dr. Wayne Fuckman M.D. and Dr. McGillicudy. The doctors get so deep in you with their gloved hands they tickle your tonsils
I haven't walked properly since Dr. Fuckman prescribed a Two Finger McGillicudy to check on my tonsillitis

Dr. McGillicuddy 

One of the finest physicians practicing in America today. He has a family practice that is available in every liquor store from Hoboken to Frisco. His diagnoses may be many, but the cure is always the same... 20cc of his tasty award-winning schnapps!

CAUTION: Schnapps may not be tasty or award winning. Dr. McGillicuddy received his doctorate in communications, not a medical doctor.
Patient: "Dude, that chick gave me chlamydia!"

Friend: "Man, that sucks, lets go see what Dr. McGillicuddy thinks of this."

*20 minutes later*

Patient: "It burns when it pee."

Friend: "Quit bitchin and drink your medicine."

McGillicutty

This is a good filler word when you can't think of the name of a particular object or person you want to reference.
Go into my office and grab the McGillicutty off of my desk.
McGillicutty by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Frontside McGillicuddy 

When a girl funnels 4+oz of Dr McGillicuddy's Fireball whiskey into her vaginal entry, and then proceeds to expulse the liquid into the partner(s) mouth(s) from no less than 1 metric meter away.
Oh man, last night Shirley gave me a frontside McGillicuddy and I was so effed that I pissed all over my laptop.
Frontside McGillicuddy by JCity September 29, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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