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McFuckWits 

People that work a maccas And do dumb shit and act dumb
McFuckWits
McFuckWits by JUUUT February 2, 2020
Words you can keep
1. Complete apathy for what you're going to eat.

2. A fictional item on McDonald's menu that is amusing to order at the drive thru.
1."Hey, I'm going to McDonalds. What do you want?"
"Ah Mcfuckit, just get me some nuggets"

2."Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
"Yea just go ahead and give me a McFuckit - just the Mcfuckit, no fries or drink please."
McFuckit by Artic Bob September 12, 2007

McFucknuts 

A term some Denver Broncos fans use in referring to Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels.
“I still can’t believe we got stuck with McFucknuts as a head coach!”
McFucknuts by shook6 August 11, 2009

mcfuckinshithappensjustalilbitifyaknowwhatimeanmine 

Definition 1: McFuckin' Shit happens just a little bit if you know what i mean mine.



Definition 2: Often used to express ones feelings towards a situation.
Person 1: You dawg waddup?
Person 2: mcfuckinshithappensjustalilbitifyaknowwhatimeanmine
Person 1: Same here

Mcfuckils 

To eat a large amount of Big Macs with a group of male friends before having group sex in the McDonald's parking lot.
Me and the Bois are getting some Mcfuckils this weekend! It's gonna be great!
Mcfuckils by Zel an Undead March 30, 2022

Chicken McFuckIt 

Those little golden bundles of goodness that smell like shit and usually sit around for six hours, ready to be consumed in boxes of twenty by some 500-pound whale alongside a Big N' Nasty and Diet Cock.

Chicken McFuckIts also go well with any of McDonald's three healthy menu items; one of said items along with a box of McFuckIts and a large Rank Beer are often consumed in unison by 300-pound soccer moms who wonder why their "health kick" isn't making them lose any weight.
Box me some Chicken McFuckIts already, before this fucking bitch at the counter eats me instead!

Chicken McSuckits 

The snack of douchebags, jerkoffs, assholes, and scumbags. An insult.

if used correctly, mentioning chicken mcsuckits is equivalent to the phrase "i bite my thumb at you sir" and even more so "suck my dick"
dude, go snack on some chicken mcsuckits, douchebag
Chicken McSuckits by Bigweenor September 22, 2010
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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