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1. Complete apathy for what you're going to eat.

2. A fictional item on McDonald's menu that is amusing to order at the drive thru.
1."Hey, I'm going to McDonalds. What do you want?"
"Ah Mcfuckit, just get me some nuggets"

2."Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
"Yea just go ahead and give me a McFuckit - just the Mcfuckit, no fries or drink please."
McFuckit by Artic Bob September 12, 2007
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Instead of going to McDonald's for breakfast in the morning, you pop open a beer and drink. You would then say, "McFuckit."
Johnny goes to fridge and opens the door. He grabs a cold beer, pops the top, takes a swig, and says "McFuckit."

He looks at the kitchen clock. It's 6:31am.
McFuckit by Noble Keyframe May 9, 2010

Mcfuckit Deluxe 

1,. noun - A Mcfuckit Deluxe is a hidden item on the McDonalds menu that you can never actually order. It consists of a serving of chicken Mcnuggets (4 or 9 pack) smothered in fresh cum harvested from a local black dude. They are prepared without the use of gloves or other proper food handling procedures.
1. I'll have one McFuckit Deluxe and a one small cum shake to go.
Mcfuckit Deluxe by Buttfuckme September 22, 2020

Chicken McFuckIt 

Those little golden bundles of goodness that smell like shit and usually sit around for six hours, ready to be consumed in boxes of twenty by some 500-pound whale alongside a Big N' Nasty and Diet Cock.

Chicken McFuckIts also go well with any of McDonald's three healthy menu items; one of said items along with a box of McFuckIts and a large Rank Beer are often consumed in unison by 300-pound soccer moms who wonder why their "health kick" isn't making them lose any weight.
Box me some Chicken McFuckIts already, before this fucking bitch at the counter eats me instead!

Egg McFuckin Idiot 

An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.
Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?
A popular word used by people with colorful and inside humor. "McFucking" does not have anything to do with McDonald's, It's simply a cute way of saying "fucking".
"That was McFucking delicious"
"Bring your McFucking ass over here"
McFucking by Wink-Wonk June 2, 2016

MCfuckstick 

An insult used in the north east of England used to describe a person that has just crossed into the realm of an uber dickhead
You fine sir are a MCfuckstick
MCfuckstick by Mr Awesome The First September 6, 2009
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