MyFriend 

Someone who you only know through MySpace, Friendster, Facebook or any other large networking website.

Typically, someone you've never met in real life.

Q: Dude, do you know that girl who's leaving comments all over your page?

A: Nah, she's just a MyFriend.

MyFriend by St. Bastard June 16, 2007

Hello my friend 

"Hello my friend" is used by @paharikawa on tiktok whenever someone tells false history

Random TikToker: Earth is flat
Paharikawa: Hello my friend

Hello my friend by Ppslasher69 July 20, 2021

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! by Breadcat February 10, 2021

My Friend Wants to Know (MFWTK) 

It is the most go-to starter phrase when asking an abnormal question to hide behind a facade and save yourself from judgement, embarrassment, humiliation, possibly dishonoring your family's name.

Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.

Example 1
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...

Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.

My Friend Wants to Know (MFWTK) by AnGrYRameN December 16, 2016

my friend here Justin 

my my friend here Justin he taken and he's cracked at fortnite my guy uhhhhhhh

my my friend here Justin he taken and he's cracked at fortnite my guy uhhhhhhh

my friend here Justin by huescc December 17, 2020

MY FRIEND DAISY 

My friend Daisy is very nice but.........SHE BULLY ME sometimes, one time she ate my sandwich it had penuts in i shes alecgic to penuts so she started cofing and i laughed and then she went to nurse and she laed down and then she felt beter

My friend daisy be like:
Me:"Ugh daisy so anoying wish she just go ded"
Daisy: "Eats more of my sanwich without remeber the penut"

MY FRIEND DAISY by YourLocalApple January 10, 2022

my friend

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.

1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"

my friend by Jack324 January 20, 2009