myfriends 

(noun) People who are your friends on myspace, mostly fake accounts.

(verb) When you tell all of your real myfriends to start spamming one myspace person that you do not like

(noun) I have alot of friends, not including my myfriends

(verb) I hate my girlfriend's myspace. I should myfriends her.

myfriends by Greg Sepulveda June 26, 2007

I see my friends 

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.

Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)

I see my friends by Chumley T. walrus May 14, 2011

All my Friends are Toxic 

1. A song by BoyWithUke

2. When your friends are being asshole but you joke around and turn on the song

Ian: Jack you suck at fortnite
John: Fr though

Jack: All my friends are toxic

All my Friends are Toxic by Heliossss April 25, 2022

McFriend 

Not as good as a real friend but you use one from time to time to fill a need.
Not someone you would ahng out with long term, a temporary solution to boredom/loneliness.
Someone you pick up when you need them and go without when you dont.
Can be applied to same-sex and opposite sex relationships, of the platonic or sexual nature.
In most cases the nature of the McFriendship goes one way, with one person being the consumer and the other the provider.

the person you email when bored at work because you know they will reply

the person you hook up with at the end of a night in town because they are there and you didnt pick up anyone else

cara: hey beth do you wana go out tonight?
beth: sure
cara: can you drive? i have no money
beth: you are such a user am i just a mcfriend to you??

adam: did you hook up with beth again last night? do you like her or something?
jimmy: nah shes just my mcfriend

McFriend by B* October 31, 2006

myfriendpassedout 

A website that posts user submitted pictures of people who are asleep and the funny tricks their friends do to them.

Dude, You passed out last night and I drew a boob on your cheek, I'm sending the picture to myfriendpassedout.com

myfriendpassedout by Molly MoFo November 4, 2009

dropping my friends off at the pool 

Dropping friends off at the pool- verb

Taking a poop!
Also : Drop my friends off at the pool
Its a much nicer way for someone to say I gotta use the bathroom. Applies to all ages and both sexes.
Kids love it.

Also great way to add 15 minutes to your arrival time.

I am running late. I am dropping my friends off at the pool.

dropping my friends off at the pool by jesRika July 17, 2017

Cheers my Friends! 

What you say when you hit the penjamin and are about to transform into yodieland and then you give your friend a hit of your penjamin.

*cough cough* Hooray!! Cheers my Friends! *Hits the penjamin viciously*

Cheers my Friends! by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2023