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Joseph McCullagh 

When a boy named Joseph is being fried af and has became the the biggest simp in the world. Also known as Simpy J. A big fan of heinz
Beans hasnt replied guess ive got to ‘Joseph McCullagh’ right now
Joseph McCullagh by FriedRUs January 12, 2023

Joseph McCulloch

A strange, usually traveling individual. Prone to upset and a fan of the female anatomy: See Robert.
Damn, that guy over there sure pulled a Joseph McCulloch.
Joseph McCulloch by Yobuddykekeke February 28, 2009

The McCulloch Scale 

1 bottle of red wine = approx. £10.

All monetary values are measured in how many bottles of red wine you can get.
Man 1: "I got shitty mcshitband tickets for next month for £50"
Man 2 : "FFS Man 1, that's 5 bottles of red!"
Man 3: "Ah, of course, The McCulloch Scale"
The McCulloch Scale by Ianisanalchy November 27, 2017

Ian McCulloch 

also known as Mac and Mac the Mouth, Ian Stephen McCulloch is an English musician best known as the lead singer of the post-punk and goth band Echo and the Bunnymen. he likes coats, cats, football, saying things like "ciggie" or "bevvied" and criticising other musicians (but is secretly a nice person). he is very proud of his lips, resemblance to Judy Garland and the song The Killing Moon (which he claims to be the best song ever written). he's probably the biggest Bowie fangirl out there, and also one of the best songwriters in the world (but NOT because of The Killing Moon).
"I believe it takes a long time for the bus to come." - Ian McCulloch
Ian McCulloch by purrrrrrrrr December 18, 2022
one bad mo'fo
indestructable
that wrestler is one mccullohs.
mccullohs by rob bizzle February 5, 2008

McCulloch 

One tall girl who will kick your ass if you mess with her. You can only find one girl who has the first name McCulloch. Originally a last name, for the first time in 1995 was made into a first name. Quite an honor to met this girl. Weird sense of humor, loves to tease, towers above you. Pretty damn amazing too. Beautiful. Intelligent. Loving. Looks older than she really is. gets all the sexy young males.
Person 1: "I wonder who that tall girl, beautiful, unique girl is?"
Person 2: "Definitely McCulloch. Dumbass"
McCulloch by iforgetwhoiam January 2, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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