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Joseph McCullagh 

When a boy named Joseph is being fried af and has became the the biggest simp in the world. Also known as Simpy J. A big fan of heinz
Beans hasnt replied guess ive got to ‘Joseph McCullaghright now
Joseph McCullagh by FriedRUs January 12, 2023

Joseph McCulloch

A strange, usually traveling individual. Prone to upset and a fan of the female anatomy: See Robert.
Damn, that guy over there sure pulled a Joseph McCulloch.
Joseph McCulloch by Yobuddykekeke February 28, 2009

The McCulloch Scale 

1 bottle of red wine = approx. £10.

All monetary values are measured in how many bottles of red wine you can get.
Man 1: "I got shitty mcshitband tickets for next month for £50"
Man 2 : "FFS Man 1, that's 5 bottles of red!"
Man 3: "Ah, of course, The McCulloch Scale"
The McCulloch Scale by Ianisanalchy November 27, 2017

Ian McCulloch 

also known as Mac and Mac the Mouth, Ian Stephen McCulloch is an English musician best known as the lead singer of the post-punk and goth band Echo and the Bunnymen. he likes coats, cats, football, saying things like "ciggie" or "bevvied" and criticising other musicians (but is secretly a nice person). he is very proud of his lips, resemblance to Judy Garland and the song The Killing Moon (which he claims to be the best song ever written). he's probably the biggest Bowie fangirl out there, and also one of the best songwriters in the world (but NOT because of The Killing Moon).
"I believe it takes a long time for the bus to come." - Ian McCulloch
Ian McCulloch by purrrrrrrrr December 18, 2022
one bad mo'fo
indestructable
that wrestler is one mccullohs.
mccullohs by rob bizzle February 5, 2008

McCulloch 

One tall girl who will kick your ass if you mess with her. You can only find one girl who has the first name McCulloch. Originally a last name, for the first time in 1995 was made into a first name. Quite an honor to met this girl. Weird sense of humor, loves to tease, towers above you. Pretty damn amazing too. Beautiful. Intelligent. Loving. Looks older than she really is. gets all the sexy young males.
Person 1: "I wonder who that tall girl, beautiful, unique girl is?"
Person 2: "Definitely McCulloch. Dumbass"
McCulloch by iforgetwhoiam January 2, 2011