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Such a cool name that it’s better than Devine
Mccrystal is better than Devine
McCrystal by Orla mcc December 13, 2021

McCrusta 

When you jizz in your underwear at night and don’t get up to clean it
I did a McCrusta last night and I didn’t like it
McCrusta by Iffy uh April 6, 2018

McChrystalized 

To be canned for speaking too openly about your bosses shortcomings.
Scott was McChrystalized for talking shit about the boss last week.
McChrystalized by SnotNosePunk June 27, 2010

mcchrystal 

To "go mcchrystal" is to openly mock your boss, boss' boss, or other superior, usually resulting in demotion, firing, or "spending more time with my family".
Office drone 1: What happened to Bob, his cubicle is cleared out.

Office drone 2: He got drunk at the office party and went all mcchrystal, started making fun of the VPs, and they were in the room when it happened.
mcchrystal by jevanyn June 28, 2010

McChrystal 

verb- to be tricked into doing something stupid and then be fired for it. Preferably when the one being tricked is a boss at his job.
Evan: Stan McChrystal, the most badass army general since George Patton, was just tricked by some rolling stone reporter into bashing Obama's entire staff!!
Pete: Damn, that dude just got McChrystaled

John: Did you hear pete just got promoted to sales head?
Will: I hate that little prick. he makes us all look bad by selling so much. We should McChrystal him and trick him into hitting on the owners 14 year old daughter.
John: Good call, I'm in.
McChrystal by Pablos Corinodas June 26, 2010

Gone McChrystal 

The act of publicly bashing your boss or other superiors in a forum that will certainly be on display for your boss and other superiors to witness.. Often done while consuming alcohol.
I knew he had gone McChrystal when he called the department chief a clown on video.

...and when he said he thought the boss was intimidated by him; man, he was full on "McChrystal" by then.

I wonder if he knew the video camera was turned on?

Dude, he's SO fired ........
Gone McChrystal by Suit-Oh-Nym June 29, 2010