McConnelling

McConnelling is when someone is in a short clip that mainly includes their upper torso and head. They start off by doing something official, or business-like such as signing papers and then suddenly smile at the camera like someone in the intro from Full House. McConnelling is based off of a political advertisement released by US Senator Mitch McConnell in which he signs some papers, and then turns his head up to smile at the camera.
Hey man, I saw the opening intro to Family Matters and they were all McConnelling!
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McConnellism

Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.
Mitch McConnell was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of McConnellism
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McConnell

n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.
Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.
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McConnellism

Any policy approved by Senator Mitch McConnell that is detrimental to the working or middle class people in the United States of America.
The factory I work in is being shut down and moved to China, due to McConnellism.
by HillbillyReport January 21, 2008
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McConnellism

Using immoral partisan tricks to benefit the interests of self and party over the prosperity of America and democracy
The government shutdown is McConnellism at it's worst
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McConnellized

The factory I work in has been McConnellized, its being shut down and moved to China.
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McConnell

A hard clumpy constipated shit that when finally extracted leaves hemorrhoids and rectal bleeding.
The Majority Leader of the Senate is himself such a massive McConnell that the country will need Preparation H and stitches once gone from power.
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