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African name, given to assholes from birth. The sideeffects of being named Mbuche includes; everyone hating you, explosive diarrhea for the rest of your live and staying a virgin for at least 45 years. Mbuche is one of the worst names you can have.
"Oh shit! Run! It's Mbuche!!"
"Where's Mbuche? " "He's at home with explosive diarrhea."
Mbuche by Ikke Saltstein June 5, 2017
Words you can keep
A rare south African name.

This person is really open liked by all and has a really good taste of style.

If you have this name you are lucky because you are maybe one in a million.
Dude Mbuche is like really cool I don’t think anyone hates him.
Mbuche by theognibba October 15, 2017
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A bit of hair that grows under the cheeks and next to, but separated from, the moustache.
Found on people who have yet to develop a full face of hair, or who naturally have patchy beard growth.
You should shave those mouchees man, you look like a reject from a Cats musical.
mouchee by zorlan February 1, 2009
Mutual friends on Facebook.

Pronounced (mew•chiz)
Ken: Did Mr. Grumblecakes ever look up that girl on Facebook?

Mike: Yeah. He checked for meuches and apparently only had one. So now the idiot is developing a new strategy.
meuches by Not John Vallone July 4, 2011
an unconditional an infinite amount of love.
A word only reffering to the unconditional amount of love a person can feel.
Denny, I love you muches.
muches by hopenfaith8144 December 4, 2010
The head of the male penis, Bell End,
From misheard Beatles lyric
"Mouchel, my bell,
Sunday monkeys say the end is done"
Suck my mouchel.
mouchel by nawe October 29, 2008
A french word meaning 'fly'
Person 1: 'mahoomalaflooma, mouche matoottoo'
Kelly: 'ouche ma flouche, moooooooooooooooooouche'
Mouche by Macondiron December 2, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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