Mbuche

African name, given to assholes from birth. The sideeffects of being named Mbuche includes; everyone hating you, explosive diarrhea for the rest of your live and staying a virgin for at least 45 years. Mbuche is one of the worst names you can have.

"Oh shit! Run! It's Mbuche!!"
"Where's Mbuche? " "He's at home with explosive diarrhea."

Mbuche by Ikke Saltstein June 5, 2017

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Mbuche

A rare south African name.

This person is really open liked by all and has a really good taste of style.

If you have this name you are lucky because you are maybe one in a million.

Dude Mbuche is like really cool I don’t think anyone hates him.

Mbuche by theognibba October 15, 2017

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Mbuche • mouche • mucher • MBCheese • MBCheeseHb • meuches • Meuchelmorder • mouchebag • Mouched • mouchee

mouchee

A bit of hair that grows under the cheeks and next to, but separated from, the moustache.
Found on people who have yet to develop a full face of hair, or who naturally have patchy beard growth.

You should shave those mouchees man, you look like a reject from a Cats musical.

mouchee by zorlan February 1, 2009

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meuches

Mutual friends on Facebook.

Pronounced (mew•chiz)

Ken: Did Mr. Grumblecakes ever look up that girl on Facebook?

Mike: Yeah. He checked for meuches and apparently only had one. So now the idiot is developing a new strategy.

meuches by Not John Vallone July 4, 2011