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The Bembe are an ethnic and linguistic group based in the eastern Democratic Republic of the Congo and western Tanzania And they are the most cheerful people you would ever meet along with beautiful men and woman, witches and sometimes fake pastors,They are know for their best culture and how they show off their culture, favorite food cassava 🥘 with rice 🍚 or just fufu, But what most babembe are about is God they love God a lot but for some reason fake pastors are showing up!
What your tribe? Me? I am mbembe hbu?
Dang I want me a mbembe girl😩
She’s the most cute mbembe girl here!
Mbembe by Zuri j2 November 24, 2021

mokele-mbembe 

The name that natives of the Congo have given to what many believe to be a living Dinosaur, that is said reside in their region. From interviews with locals and eye-witness accounts by explorers, it is believed that the creature is a sauropod, like a diploticus or apatasaurus (commonly mistaken for a "brontosaurus," which did not actually exist).
Though there have been many reports of Mokele-Mbembe sightings since the late 19th century, the scientific community has shown little interest in researching it.
mokele-mbembe by Timstuff September 30, 2007

Mokele-Mbembe 

A Beast ass animal that is ghetto and has cornrows and be a wanksta. A beast ass homie that rules ass.
My Mokele-Mbembe is a bit large.
Mokele-Mbembe by DOGG April 17, 2003

Mokele-Mbembe 

A beast animal that rules ass and is beast.I havea Mokele-Mbembe named George

Mokele-Mbembe 

a beast ass animal that isa mix of a elephant and a dino ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mokele mbembe 

a dinosaur that still exists
Person 1: have you seen a mokele mbembe before?
Person 2: dinosaurs don't exist
Person 1: fuck you
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