Mayonnaiser

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.

Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.

by shane_y May 15, 2020

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise

White people.

"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."

by iamNK March 15, 2015

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

fresh mayonnaise

an alternative to phrases like "cool beans," "awesome," and "radical"

used to describe something extremely okay by ultra hip millennials

"got those reports done my man? alright, fresh mayonnaise!"

by deeveeesss October 15, 2021

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016