Mayonnaise

Dick juice.

Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.

by Granana June 14, 2016

Mayonnaise

Sauce, god it tastes gud, especially on ham

Maaayyoooonnnaaaaaiiiiiissssee

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Mayonnaise

The spiciest instrument out there

Matthew- can you pass me the mayonnaise?

Austin- But isn’t it too spicy?

by Knee grow October 21, 2019

Mayonnaise

A fuck load of Jizz

I Mayonnaised so much last night

by Shreck69 March 22, 2018

Mayonnaise

Sienna

mayonnaise is siennas vagina juice that pours out her pumped pussy

by thewingwangwoob September 17, 2019

Mayonnaise

An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

by ilikekillingchildren November 13, 2019

Mayonnaise

The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump

When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise

by Pooeater123 July 2, 2019