Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.
by Granana June 14, 2016
Sauce, god it tastes gud, especially on ham
Maaayyoooonnnaaaaaiiiiiissssee
by Anonymous October 7, 2003
The spiciest instrument out there
Matthew- can you pass me the mayonnaise?

Austin- But isn’t it too spicy?
by Knee grow October 21, 2019
mayonnaise is siennas vagina juice that pours out her pumped pussy
by thewingwangwoob September 17, 2019
The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump
When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise
by Pooeater123 July 2, 2019