Mayonaise Sandwich

The act of giving someone an anal tulip, then coating it with mayo, placing it between two slices of bread, and licking it clean.

"Brett's such a fag."
"Yeah, I heard he ate his partner's mayonaise sandwich once."

by King MIssile July 31, 2005

mayonaise sandwich

When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.

That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich

by BigBoy June 08, 2004

mayonaise sandwich

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.

"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich

by Dicap March 03, 2003

mayonaise sandwich

see ketchup sandwich

by DarkNova April 05, 2002

peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her

my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

by riley peterson May 26, 2008