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Someone you would only consider getting a blow job from if there was no better offer. Comes from the game Beej, Maybeej, No Beej.
Paul: What about her?

Ringo: She's a Maybeej.
Maybeej by BistoYeti February 19, 2009
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Maybeee Maybe Not

Used when teasing another person. You want them to think you mean yes when really you mean no. Or vice versa. It's a great phrase to use, when asked a serious question, to lighten the mood. Or if you're already teasing, to win the battle and keep them guessing. It's also a good way to prevent the end of a conversation and begin a new, long one.
Guy- "Do you like me?"
Girl- "Maybeee maybe not."
Maybeee Maybe Not by RissyAnn July 18, 2010
BOY: WANT TO GO TO DINER WITH ME ?
GIRL: AHA MAYBEEEE
Maybeeee by anonymous June 21, 2022
A guy who is Kiwi but wants to be Canadian. A complete a*hole who has a short person fettish!
Man that maybee should stop feeling up that ollie at school!
Maybee by Michael Baker September 8, 2005
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