may m. 

A girl who loves pineapples and is very loved by everyone and loves to dance.

Pineapple=May M.

may m. by Karen shiratori March 30, 2017

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog

an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream

duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now 

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now by coolwill February 3, 2025

May Madness 

During the month of May, a legendary contest is held among men across the globe. You must jerk off once on day 1, twice on day 2, three times on day 3 and so on up until May 31st. You try to make it as far as you can into the month without giving up.

Dude today is day 20 of May Madness and I feel like my dick is gonna fall off.

May Madness by maymadnessguy April 22, 2009

May-May 

When you "may" be able to do something; meaning perhaps or possibly.

Friend: What's good bro, are you coming out to broom ball tonight?

Me: May-May.

May-May by teepqa February 13, 2020

Ji-May-May 

Clairvoyant voodoo technique used by pygmy dwarves beneath Bhutan to enhance olfactory sensitivity that enables one to discern a person's thoughts through the smell of their sweat.

Girl one: Jesus fucking Christ, it's like she knows what I'm thinking all the time!

Girl two: this is because she has the power of Ji-May-May.

Ji-May-May by Bitches and Canes October 15, 2011

May mat 

When your dumbass friend doesn't use autocorrect when typing "may may"

Macy: "my nickname is may mat"
Friend: "don't you mean may may?"
Macy: "yes OMG!"

May mat by Drummgirl July 29, 2016