Maxime’s law 

When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.

“Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”

“That’s Maxime’s law at work”

Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*

“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”

Maxime’s law by The inventor of Maxime’s law October 3, 2023

Maxim Stolze

Maxim Stolze ist ne kleine rich bitch, die mit ihrem tommy Hilfiger Pulli flext. Sie ist stolz. So dumm wie sie scheint ist se gar nicht aber sie macht immer dumme mistakes auf tests und kriegt daher nur Cs. Trotzdem verliert sie nie ihren stolz. The stolze will never be defeated.

I bims Maxim Stolze I bin Stolz.
Geh ma Kulinaris zeug kaufen.
Beware the Maxim Stolze

Maxim Stolze by Donald trump 69 December 2, 2019

maxis_s 

an awesome guy

that guy is awesome he is like maxis_s

maxis_s by Maxis_s September 25, 2020

butcher's maxi pad 

The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.

My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad

butcher's maxi pad by noidavailable October 28, 2008

maxi-single 

A collection of precisely three recorded songs on audio media (MP3, CD, cassette tape, etc.).

The rock band, Editors, released a CD maxi-single for their song "Blood", which includes the songs ...

maxi-single by Potty Mouth November 11, 2005

Maxis Syndrome 

Maxis Syndrome măk-sis sin-drohm (noun):

A wildly entertaining condition that plagues daring investors who display an uncanny ability to unearth obscure and potentially unrelated clues about an NFT project, leading them to craft intricate conspiracy theories. These individuals, known for their unrivalled flair and panache, are often seen "winging" their way to the moon (WGMI) with style, regardless of whether their theories hold water or evaporate into thin air. Synonymous with audacious investing and a knack for connecting the most tenuous of dots, Maxis Syndrome has become a badge of honour for the most daring NFT aficionados.

Known for their daring investments and a knack for connecting dots that may or may not exist, Maxis Syndrome has become a tongue-in-cheek salute to those who ride the NFT wave with a fearless grin.

Did you hear about Jake's latest NFT theory? He's definitely got a case of Maxis Syndrome, but I can't help but admire his style!

Maxis Syndrome by ENSquatters April 8, 2023

super cougar maxi 

- a 'much, much' older woman hunting for a younger man.

Usualy has had some work done on the carcass and a bit of maintenance on the mug.

- see super cougar and add 10 years

Sifty left the club with what he thought was a super cougar but awoke to find her teeth in a jar beside the bed. She was much much older therefore a super cougar maxi!

super cougar maxi by Café Pacific September 4, 2007