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Max Fail 

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.
1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
Max Fail by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009
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Tucker Max Fail 

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.
Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!
Tucker Max Fail by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009

Tucker Max Fail 

1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max

2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money
"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."

"That's a Tucker Max Fail"
Tucker Max Fail by boatman_eric October 29, 2009
A Fail paki 2Shit player named Prison Break.
He says maxfail all the time and we don't know what the fuck that means broski ?
Us: FUCK YOU PRISON BREAK L2SPEAK ENGLISH
Prison Break: SHUT THE FUCK UP U MAXFAIL.
Us:LULWUT!?
Prsion Break: *In Gay l2speak english accent*
Ey guys go watch prison break pk viddooooo 0 it it gud.
Maxfail by BubZzzzzzzzzzzz February 23, 2010
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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