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a person who is fucking teribel at math
im so stupid

yeah like maurie

facts
maurie by anti-gaylord November 23, 2021
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A Maurie is a person who will stand in a thoroughfare like a doorway or a hall, blocking people trying to get through who are busy attempting a task. They are oblivious to those people and their efforts. "The Maurie" also does not offer to help.
"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"
Maurie by hippydeano January 29, 2022
uhhh idk but they seem really really cool and pretty and epic ad pretty and probably really smart and cool
"wow maurie is probably one of the mauries of to ever on earth"
maurie by sharkv April 30, 2024

Dirty Maurie

When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.
I just experienced a dirty Maurie. I didn’t know my dads cock was that big!

D'maurie 

Funny short 5/4 he is black doesn’t try get bitches can’t focus on school gets distracted easy
D'maurie is short funny black kid
D'maurie by Ffgfss November 19, 2023

Mamrie Hart 

A hilarious YouTuber and founder of the web series 'You Deserve A Drink'. Hart is known for making terrible puns and alcoholic beverages for a celebrity that has recently in been in the news for one reason or another.
Appeared at events such as Playlist Live and most recently her No Filter shows around America.

Often associated with other YouTubers such as Hannah Hart (MDK) and Grace Helbig (DailyGrace).
Bob: Have you ever watched 'You deserve a drink'?
Steve: No! Is it good?
Bob: Yes! Mamrie Hart is hilarious!
Mamrie Hart by Kickthestickz May 28, 2013