Maurer'd 

When your bartender gets you fucked up. They are usually trying to be nice but the next day is often filled with regret and memory loss.

I got totally Maurer'd last night at the bar. What happened?

Maurer'd by QuesaLeah January 5, 2018

D’Maurier

Destined for greatness. Funniest guy in the world dead or alive. Guaranteed to be his mama favorite child. If you ever met him personally, you should thank God immediately because he’s an angel.

I shook D’Maurier’s hand and my credit score immediately went up 85 points. He’s such a blessing!

D’Maurier by DMaurier November 23, 2021

Dirty Mauser 

When you’re getting a blumpkin during an afterburner and finish SO HARD that it aftershocks out her nose and gets all over the toilet.

Bro I was so fuckin drunk and full of 7 layer burritos, she got a Dirty Mauser when we got home and LOVED IT!!!

Dirty Mauser by iPlowser July 15, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008