Maurer'd 

When your bartender gets you fucked up. They are usually trying to be nice but the next day is often filled with regret and memory loss.

I got totally Maurer'd last night at the bar. What happened?

Maurer'd by QuesaLeah January 5, 2018

D’Maurier

Destined for greatness. Funniest guy in the world dead or alive. Guaranteed to be his mama favorite child. If you ever met him personally, you should thank God immediately because he’s an angel.

I shook D’Maurier’s hand and my credit score immediately went up 85 points. He’s such a blessing!

D’Maurier by DMaurier November 23, 2021

Dirty Mauser 

When you’re getting a blumpkin during an afterburner and finish SO HARD that it aftershocks out her nose and gets all over the toilet.

Bro I was so fuckin drunk and full of 7 layer burritos, she got a Dirty Mauser when we got home and LOVED IT!!!

Dirty Mauser by iPlowser July 15, 2020