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Maurer'd 

When your bartender gets you fucked up. They are usually trying to be nice but the next day is often filled with regret and memory loss.
I got totally Maurer'd last night at the bar. What happened?
Maurer'd by QuesaLeah January 5, 2018

Maurer Nug 

Once upon a bowl packing a young lad with the name of Maurer staggered to the table to contribute to the glorious toke session. He reached his hand in his pocket and out pulled the tiniest nug of all. He spoke in a quiet timid voice “I have this.” He dropped the tiny nug into the bowl and they lit up.

Maurer Nug-noun-The tiniest nug that is place on top of the bowl of a, pinchie, hookah, bubbler, double bubbler, triple bubbler, bong, steamroller, peace pipe, or any other smoking utensil not mentioned here.
"Hook me up with a Maurer Nug!"

"Does any one have a Maurer Nug?"
Maurer Nug by Heimdog April 1, 2007

Maurer-hour 

A power-hour with the additional gluttonous requirement that a full size Publix Sub sandwich must be consumed during the hour.
A fucking maurer-hour for the win.
Maurer-hour by ItsameeaBaldego June 28, 2009

kopfle-maurer 

Anyone in the Kopfle-Maurer genetic family is hereby a certified fucking Mug-Chugger. An absolute chad to virgin Barq's.
kopfle-maurer by Player#1 October 24, 2022

Nurse Maurer 

The term said when extremely intoxicated, distressed, and on occasion, happy.

Justin Maurer 

I rainbow six try hard that is platinum 3 but still fantasizes about gurls
Bro, that Justin Maurer we just went against is insane!!
Justin Maurer by Ashy Washy645 October 19, 2018