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Matty T

A fuckin weird cunt but honestly a fuckin legend. He would even suck u off if u need it desperately
Person 1: hey man can u help me I’m horny
Person2: yeah no worries *gulp gulp gulp*
Person 3: Thanks! Ur a real Matty T!
by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
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Matty Townsend

Hot German boy who lives in Queensland with is very hot sister
Clearly big bootys run in matty Townsend’s family
by Matty’s mummy November 13, 2022
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Matty Matty the Big Daddy

Matt is a sometimes nice boy when its not the homecoming night. He spends most of his time creeping on facebook. He has a special liking towards freshmen girls and inappropriate crushes on most boys.

Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.
"how did Matt get that nickname?"-Danielle
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline
by DV-Dubs November 15, 2010
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Matty Tayler

by Daddy888 March 11, 2021
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matt t

a fucking douchebag. the worst, ugliest, skinniest, fucked up piece of scum a person could know.
Hey, look its matt t, the guy that asshat that no one likes!
by wakkadaddy July 12, 2018
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Matty thorneycroft

Matty Thorneycroft- a sexy beast who is very good at austin powers impersonations.Who spends alot of time on the computer, and buys endless quantities of chocolate, thought he does not like cake.
"do you know mattyboy/ Matty Thorneycroft"
" yeahh, he likes cider & crackers"
by kerchingg March 23, 2009
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matt t.g. shep

exudes swag
anna(1km) says matt t.g. shep is a fuckin sweetheart + total hottie + that she would + will die for him
by dmvmeu July 25, 2021
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