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Martelling 

1. The act of telling on someone else to throw the blame off of yourself.
2. Telling on someone else when you get caught to make what you did seem not as bad.
1. Did you see Walter martelling on Henry, he totally threw him under the bus to save himself.
2. I know I cheated on you, but you know Bruce cheated on Megan every weekend.
Martelling by Therealfarley September 30, 2020

martellanator 

missionary sex position with one leg straight up in the air as you wrap one arm around her leg, and if your a coda, you can have the other hand around her neck
OMG. you just did the martellanator on her. FTW
martellanator by codaa January 3, 2011

martellenator

missionary sex position with one leg straight up in the air.
OMG. you just did the martellenator on her. FTW
martellenator by OMGCODA December 31, 2010
An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.
Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him
Matzelle by Bobby Valentine February 16, 2005

MaryEllen 

Usually an pretty amazing person. She is gorgeous and loves to make people laugh. Any guy would be lucky to have her. Although she can be really strange, she is always kind to everyone. She takes other peoples feelings into consideration and is a really good person. MaryEllen can easily make any stranger smile. :)
MaryEllen, you are extremely amazing. :)<3
MaryEllen by TDunn123456789 March 29, 2010

mantellect

Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.
"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."

"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
mantellect by Sam Perry December 23, 2007