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An Amazing And Hot Person....
OMG..He's Such A Matteen! <3 <3
Matteen by Novasoy May 9, 2011
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The most athletic types of muzzle there is our there. A genius and a pull god. The most legendary person ever.
Michael Jordan = Mateen
LeBron = Mateen
Odell = Mateen
Mateen by JoseMPerez March 29, 2017
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The Marteen Principle 

The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"
Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"
Mateen is a guy who is humble, caring, loving, and funny...
Gets angry very easily
Mateen is usually a fierce and passionate lover who makes love like a lion, Mateen loves his other half more than anything in this world.
Be careful because they have a heart of gold and get hurt faster than the speed of light
That guy he’s Mateen. I am so in love with him,

Get me a guy like Mateen...
Mateen by dopebarbie404 August 1, 2018
a Finnish girl. she is intelligent, funny, sweet, and sometimes doesn't think through her actions. however, she's a great friend and always there when you need her. don't forget that she's Finnish and also the GREATEST person you will ever meet.
"who's that finnish girl over there?"

"oh, thats Matleena(;"
Matleena by coolkidsyuh October 20, 2010
Of mythical origin. The sexiest beast in the whole universe, he controls and does whatever he wishes. There is truly no stopping him when he is awake. But he lays dormant for millions of years at a time before awakening.

When he does, women fall for him like a line of dominos. He is truly the pinnacle of sexiness, power and potency!
Taco: The times of Mateen's awakening are near, brace yourselves!
Mateen by Dope Boy Banger November 14, 2014

Brother Mateen 

The teacher all his students love to annoy. Brings out the gong to kill their ears in revenge. A secret brony under the guise of a long white thowb and kufi. Also, the definition that voters won't let pass.
Brother Mateen banged the gong, killing everyone's eardrums
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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