A subspecies of a long haired cockgobbler.
Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.
Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.
by Cockgobbler July 3, 2019
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Very small, stick-like figure that tend to have a small penis.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.
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by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009
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Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi
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Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi
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