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Matt Brown Factor 

A concept to where when ever a women gazes at a man they are deterred away from him. Hence dubbing it the Matt Brown factor.
Mason: Yikes, saw a straight ten at the mall today...she walked away and gave me the stank look
Billy: Fookin hell mate must be the Matt Brown factor

Matt's Brownie Brittle 

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.
Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.
Matt's Brownie Brittle by Uppies January 9, 2024