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The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay
Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.
He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.
by Naswipp November 29, 2017
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To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.
The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!
by Mustache Larry December 01, 2017
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Crawling all over a woman without an invitation.
Friend: Why are you late? I thought we were meeting for dinner.

Late woman: OMG - I went to my boss' office to ask a question and he locked the door and Matt Lauer'd me for 45 minutes. I couldn't get outta there.

Friend: WOW - I wonder if I'll get Matt Lauer'd tomorrow.
by mishy1 December 04, 2017
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An advanced sexual technique whereby the man bends the woman over a desk and vigorously copulates with her until she passes out and needs to be resuscitated by Paramedics.
My girl came over last night and I gave her the 'ol Matt Lauer for good measure
by Good Morning America November 30, 2017
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Verb - to act inappropriately towards or harass in a sexual manner when it’s seemingly outside your character.
That girl/boy/man/woman is so cute/sexy, I’m totally going to Matt Lauer them.
by blkngoldjosh November 30, 2017
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