Metric Dozen

a quantity consisting of 10 items or units
Most people, barring some sort of horrible injury, have a Metric Dozen toes.
by el_N666 June 27, 2007
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Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
by Myke April 15, 2004
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Metric Dozen

Metric Dozen : a group of ten items based on the fact that the metric system uses powers of ten to denote quantities.
This a ten count package of doughnuts - a Metric Dozen.
by wfukradio May 26, 2024
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